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Season 3 Episode 8: Chaste Kisses & Quiet Banging

April 14, 2026

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Episode Description:

Wine in a paper cup. A break-in “just to pee.” And somehow … a dead body in a closet. Welcome to this episode’s chaos.

Meghan kicks things off with Savannah Blues by Mary Kay Andrews — a Southern, antique-filled, mystery-heavy read that may or may not qualify as a romance (jury’s still out). We dive into estate sale strategy, messy divorces, rich people behaving badly, and how one very questionable bathroom decision turns our girl into a prime murder suspect. Bonus points for how deeply we relate to the thrifting, reselling and “cooler packed for the day” lifestyle.

Then Nicole brings us A Lady’s Guide to Mischief and Mayhem by Manda Collins, a historical romance set in 1865 London featuring a newspaper-writing widow and a Scotland Yard detective chasing a serial killer. We get into enemies-to-lovers tension, predictable plot twists as well as the eternal desire for more gowns, more atmosphere and more drama in our historical reads.

Along the way, we keep the important traditions alive:
✨ The Spicy Scoville Scale (because spice must be measured)
✨ The ongoing debate of “does this even count as romance?”
✨ Boob math — including a serious discussion on whether décolletage qualifies
✨ And those oddly specific sensory moments that stick with you (looking at you, lavender and soap quilts)

We also pull our final Pick-a-Number reads for the month — including a traveling book surprise — and Nicole shares highlights from the LoveLit Cruise, from incredible author connections to the very real struggle of trying to spend a $650 bar tab in five days (a challenge she did not take lightly).

If you love romance-adjacent chaos, murder mystery detours, historical intrigue and unfiltered bookish banter; hit follow, share with your favorite bookish biddy and leave us a review.

Because sometimes it’s chaste kisses … and sometimes it’s quiet banging. 🍷

Books & Beverages for this Episode:

Meghan’s Book & Beverage:
Savannah Blues by Mary Kay Andrews with Wine (in a paper cup, obviously)

Nicole’s Book & Beverage:
A Lady’s Guide to Mischief and Mayhem by Manda Collins with The Improper Lady

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Romance on the Rocks is a podcast featuring Meghan Leigh & Nicole Danielle — bookish biddies who imbibe and share their latest romance novel reads.

This week’s vibe: 💋 barely-there romance 🔪 murder This week’s vibe:
💋 barely-there romance
🔪 murder mystery chaos
📚 strong opinions
We’re talking:
📖 Savannah Blues
📖 A Lady’s Guide to Mischief and Mayhem
And asking…
👉 when does a book stop being a romance?
🌶️ Spice levels
📚 genre debates
🍷 bookish banter
🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/season3-episode8/ for our in-house podcast player.
#RomancePodcast #Bookstagram #RomanceBooks #HistoricalRomance #MysteryBooks #ReadersOfInstagram #BookishBanter
April = still rolling the dice 🎲📚 Our Pick a Numbe April = still rolling the dice 🎲📚
Our Pick a Number theme continues and, honestly … the chaos did not disappoint.
Here’s what we’ve got coming your way this month on Romance on the Rocks 🍸💋
✨ April 14
Season 3 Episode 8: Chaste Kisses & Quiet Banging
👉 Murder, mystery and “is this even a romance?” energy
✨ April 28
Season 3 Episode 9: Fated Mates & Fake Wives
👉 Romantasy chaos meets messy emotional decisions
Two episodes. Two VERY different vibes. Same bookish biddy energy. 💅📖
So grab your TBR, your bevvie and come hang with us. 🥂
Which one are you most excited for??
#RomanceOnTheRocks #BookPodcast #RomanceBooks #Bookstagram #PodcastLife #RomanceReaders #PickANumber #TBRList #BookLovers #RomanceCommunity #ReadingAddict #BookishBaddies
👀 Important question … Does décolletage count as a 👀 Important question …
Does décolletage count as a booby reference??
Because apparently …
we’re now debating:
✔️ boobs
✔️ bosoms
✔️ and historical cleavage terminology
Welcome to Romance on the Rocks where:
📚 we read the books
🍸 we drink the drinks
… and yes, we track the boobs. 🤷‍♀️
🎧 New episode drops TOMORROW!
#RomancePodcast #Bookstagram #BookishBanter #RomanceReaders #BookTokVibes #SpicyReads #ReadersOfInstagram
Hey, Romance on the Rocks Podcast fans! Podcast Co Hey, Romance on the Rocks Podcast fans! Podcast Co-Host Nicole went and did a thing ... she performed the audiobook narration for Anja Dae's Taken by the Northmen. It's a spicy Viking romance and we just wanted to share the Audiobook link in case you want to check it out! 

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0GVL5ZBV9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-503128&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_503128_pd_us

#vikingromance #audiobook @anja.dae
🚢✨ STORYTIME: Nicole went on a romance cruise … al 🚢✨ STORYTIME: Nicole went on a romance cruise … alone. 😅
And honestly?
It turned into one of the most fun, welcoming and organized experiences ever.
💗 Meeting amazing authors
💗 Making new bookish friends
💗 Getting adopted by the romance community (as one does)
🍾 And accidentally having to drink through a $650 bar tab …
Yes. You read that correctly.
From anxiety to “shaking for champagne” on a cruise ship — this trip was a whole adventure.
Romance readers really are the BEST community. 🥹
#RomanceOnTheRocks #BookishBiddies #RomanceReaders #BookCommunity #Storytime #lovelitcruise #lovelitcruise2026 @lovelitcruise @jdharbor @authornicoletteelzie @the_bookish_betch
🍸 The Shameless Tart This week’s cocktail from Rom 🍸 The Shameless Tart
This week’s cocktail from Romance on the Rocks – Season 3 Episode 7 was created to pair with Nicole’s book Tart by Lauren Dane.
Sweet. Tart. A little dangerous.
Just like the romance.
Ingredients:
Vodka
Amaretto
Lemon juice
Maple syrup
Muddled frozen blackberries
It’s basically dessert in a glass and the perfect companion for a habanero-level why choose romance. 🌶
Listen to the full episode to hear our thoughts on throuples, bakery drama and one very questionable best friend. https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/season3-episode7/
#RomanceOnTheRocks #BookCocktails #CocktailPairing #RomanceBooks #PodcastPairing @lauren.dane
👽🍸 The Rellos Inspired by Meghan’s book I Think I’ 👽🍸 The Rellos
Inspired by Meghan’s book I Think I’m in Love with an Alien by Ann Aguirre, this neon-green cocktail was created for Season 3 Episode 7 of Romance on the Rocks.
Bright. Refreshing. Slightly otherworldly.
Ingredients:
Midori
Vodka
Cucumber Gatorade
Lime
Seltzer
The drink gets its name from Rellos, Utah, the fictional town where SpaceCon takes place in the book.
Low spice romance.
Alien hero.
And a rooster named Kevin.
Listen to the episode to hear our full review. https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/season3-episode7/
#RomanceOnTheRocks #AlienRomance #BookCocktails #PodcastPairing #cocktailinspiration @ann_aguirre_author
Announcing our Season 3 Episode 8 books! Meghan i Announcing our Season 3 Episode 8 books! 
Meghan is reading Savannah Blues by Mary Kay Andrew and Nicole is reading A Lady's Guide to Mischief and Mayhem by Manda Collins. The episode drops April !
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🌶 BOOK REVIEW 🌶 This week on the blog, Nicole's re 🌶 BOOK REVIEW 🌶
This week on the blog, Nicole's reviewing Tart by Lauren Dane — a habanero-level why choose romance featuring:
🥧 A bakery owner heroine
🔥 Two bisexual childhood friends
💬 A very bold throuple proposal
😒 One male lead she absolutely did not trust
If you enjoy MMF romance, found family and seriously spicy scenes, this one might be for you.
Full review now live on the blog. https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/tart/
#RomanceBooks #WhyChooseRomance #ReverseHarem #RomanceReaders #bookreview
🌶️ SPICE CHECK 🌶️ This one’s coming in HOT at a ha 🌶️ SPICE CHECK 🌶️
This one’s coming in HOT at a habanero. 🔥
Nicole’s pick:
Tart by Lauren Dane
✨ Why choose
✨ Throuple energy
✨ Fully grown adults (bless)
And let’s just say … the quotes did NOT disappoint 😅
Also …
we need to talk about “her gate” 💀
🎙 Episode is LIVE — go listen now
#RomanceOnTheRocks #SpicyBooks #WhyChoose #BookishBiddies #RomanceReels @AuthorLaurenDane
NEW EPISODE 🚀🌶 Close Encounters of the Threesome K NEW EPISODE 🚀🌶
Close Encounters of the Threesome Kind
This week:
🥧 Habanero throuple heat
👽 Cozy alien romance
🍸 Shameless Tart cocktail
🍈 Neon green Rellos cocktail
Featuring:
Tart by Lauren Dane
I Think I’m in Love with an Alien by Ann Aguirre
We’re talking jealousy, bisexual leads, found family, neurodivergent coding and why Kevin the rooster is iconic.
Streaming now or visit https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/season3-episode7/
#RomanceOnTheRocks #WhyChooseRomance #AlienRomance #RomanceReaders
🚨 Airing Tomorrow 🚨 Season 3 Episode 7: Close Enco 🚨 Airing Tomorrow 🚨
Season 3 Episode 7:
Close Encounters of the Threesome Kind
We’re wrapping up March with:
🌶 A habanero throuple bakery romance
👽 A cozy alien SpaceCon love story
🍸 Two brand-new cocktails
🐓 And one rooster named Kevin
Featuring:
Tart by Lauren Dane
I Think I’m in Love with an Alien by Ann Aguirre
Polyamory. Possessiveness. Bisexual leads. Neurodivergent coding. Real communication. Found family.
It’s spicy on one side, sweet on the other and very us.
Drops March 31.
Set your reminders.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomancePodcast #WhyChooseRomance #AlienRomance
We ask the important questions on this podcast … I We ask the important questions on this podcast …
Is this a real romance plot or did we make it up? 😅🔥
🐉 Dragon shifter
🏺 Exploding kiln
❤️ Falling in love
Honestly … at this point, anything feels possible.
👀 Bonus episode drops March 24
#RomanceOnTheRocks #BookishBiddies #RomanceBooks #BookReels #ChaosEnergy
🚨 EPISODE TEASER 🚨 A bakery owner … Her childhood 🚨 EPISODE TEASER 🚨
A bakery owner …
Her childhood friend …
And her best friend who suddenly decides now is the time to make a move. 👀
And somehow …
they all end up in the same relationship?!
✨ Nicole’s pick:
Tart by Lauren Dane
Let’s just say … things get complicated 🔥
👀 Episode drops March 31
#RomanceOnTheRocks #BookishBiddies #RomanceBooks #WhyChoose #SpicyReads
🚨 EPISODE TEASER 🚨 An alien … A SpaceCon meet-up … 🚨 EPISODE TEASER 🚨
An alien …
A SpaceCon meet-up …
And a woman voted most likely to bang an alien in high school. 😅👽
✨ Meghan’s pick for our next episode:
I Think I’m in Love with an Alien by Ann Aguirre
And honestly? We’re already intrigued.
👀 Episode drops March 31
#RomanceOnTheRocks #BookishBiddies #RomanceBooks #AlienRomance #BookReels @ann_aguirre_author
We tried to make our drunkest episode ever … and f We tried to make our drunkest episode ever …
and failed because we’re ✨too professional✨ 🍸
So now we need YOUR help 👀
Give us your best:
🥂 drinking game ideas
🎙 podcast-friendly chaos
🍷 ways to actually get us tipsy next time
Drop them in the comments or DM us — we’re serious.
Also … we already have a Romance on the Rocks drinking game 👀
Subscribe to our newsletter and we’ll send it your way. Visit our website at https://romanceontherockspodcast.com
#RomanceOnTheRocks #BookishBiddies #DrinkingGame #PodcastReels #CocktailsAndChaos
📚🔥 CONFESSION TIME 🔥📚 What book made you blush too 📚🔥 CONFESSION TIME 🔥📚
What book made you blush too hard to read in public?
Because apparently … we’ve both been there 😅
🏖 Reading at the beach
🏊 Poolside with families
😳 Trying to casually hold a book with a shirtless man on the cover …
Yeah. No. Not subtle.
Drop YOUR most embarrassing public read in the comments 👇
We need to know we’re not alone.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #BookishBiddies #RomanceReaders #SpicyBooks #BookReels
🚨 NEW BONUS EPISODE 🚨 Our Not So Drunkest Episode 🚨 NEW BONUS EPISODE 🚨
Our Not So Drunkest Episode is LIVE 🍸
We set out to record our drunkest episode ever …
and somehow stayed just coherent enough to be dangerous.
✨ Champagne was popped
✨ Gin was poured
✨ Games were played
✨ Chaos was promised
Did we actually get drunk?
Debatable.
Did we have a great time?
Absolutely.
Go listen wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/bonus-episode-our-not-so-drunkest-episode/
#RomanceOnTheRocks #PodcastReels #DrunkPodcast #BookishBiddies #PodcastLife
🚨 NEW DRINKING GAME ALERT 🚨 In honor of our “Drunk 🚨 NEW DRINKING GAME ALERT 🚨
In honor of our “Drunkest Episode Ever” bonus episode and National Cocktail Day, we present:
A Most Improper Drinking Game.
Take a delicate sip when:
• Meghan says “fated mates”
• Dirk Ramsey gets dragged
• We mention Wisconsin drinking stamina
Take a most unladylike swallow when:
• You guess a blurb wrong
• A Mad Libs word makes absolutely no sense
Finish your glass if:
• We ever actually sound drunk (unlikely)
Play along while you listen — but please imbibe responsibly, you refined Victorian legends.
Tag us in your listening setup. We want to see the cocktails. 🥂
#RomancePodcast #BookishBanter #DrinkingGame #RomanceReaders #BonusEpisode #WomenPodcasters
In honour of National Cocktail Day, we tried to re In honour of National Cocktail Day, we tried to record our drunkest episode ever.
Instead, we:
🍸 Rolled dice for truth-or-drink confessions
📚 Dragged fated mates (again)
🔥 Revealed the cringiest lines we’ve ever read on mic
📖 Tried to guess if romance blurbs were real or drunk nonsense
Did we reach blackout chaos?
No. Because apparently we are professional drinkers.
But it’s unhinged in the best way.
Grab a cocktail and press play.
Listen wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/bonus-episode-our-not-so-drunkest-episode/
🥂
#RomancePodcast #RomanceNovels #DrinkingGames #BookishHumor #BonusEpisode
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