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Season 3 Episode 8: Chaste Kisses & Quiet Banging

April 14, 2026

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Episode Description:

Wine in a paper cup. A break-in “just to pee.” And somehow … a dead body in a closet. Welcome to this episode’s chaos.

Meghan kicks things off with Savannah Blues by Mary Kay Andrews — a Southern, antique-filled, mystery-heavy read that may or may not qualify as a romance (jury’s still out). We dive into estate sale strategy, messy divorces, rich people behaving badly, and how one very questionable bathroom decision turns our girl into a prime murder suspect. Bonus points for how deeply we relate to the thrifting, reselling and “cooler packed for the day” lifestyle.

Then Nicole brings us A Lady’s Guide to Mischief and Mayhem by Manda Collins, a historical romance set in 1865 London featuring a newspaper-writing widow and a Scotland Yard detective chasing a serial killer. We get into enemies-to-lovers tension, predictable plot twists as well as the eternal desire for more gowns, more atmosphere and more drama in our historical reads.

Along the way, we keep the important traditions alive:
✨ The Spicy Scoville Scale (because spice must be measured)
✨ The ongoing debate of “does this even count as romance?”
✨ Boob math — including a serious discussion on whether décolletage qualifies
✨ And those oddly specific sensory moments that stick with you (looking at you, lavender and soap quilts)

We also pull our final Pick-a-Number reads for the month — including a traveling book surprise — and Nicole shares highlights from the LoveLit Cruise, from incredible author connections to the very real struggle of trying to spend a $650 bar tab in five days (a challenge she did not take lightly).

If you love romance-adjacent chaos, murder mystery detours, historical intrigue and unfiltered bookish banter; hit follow, share with your favorite bookish biddy and leave us a review.

Because sometimes it’s chaste kisses … and sometimes it’s quiet banging. 🍷

Books & Beverages for this Episode:

Meghan’s Book & Beverage:
Savannah Blues by Mary Kay Andrews with Wine (in a paper cup, obviously)

Nicole’s Book & Beverage:
A Lady’s Guide to Mischief and Mayhem by Manda Collins with The Improper Lady

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It’s officially spooky season on Romance on the Ro It’s officially spooky season on Romance on the Rocks.
Season 3 Episode 21: Never Mix Vodka & Witchcraft is here and we’re kicking off our Halloween month with witches, ghosts, curses, monsters and a whole lot of questionable decisions.
Nicole read The Ex Hex by Erin Sterling and Meghan read Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist by Ali K. Mulford and K. Elle Morrison.
There are magical towns, poltergeist ex-girlfriends, second chances, suspicious deaths, talking cats, witchy mayhem and one spectacularly specific curse.
Plus, vodka cranss, a questionable pumpkin cocktail and the important reminder:
never mix vodka & witchcraft.
Listen now at Romance on the Rocks or wherever you stream your podcasts.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #HalloweenRomance #WitchyRomance #RomanceBooks #RomancePodcast
It’s Throwback Thursday and we’re getting a little It’s Throwback Thursday and we’re getting a little witchy.
Today’s trip into the Romance on the Rocks archives takes us back to Season 2 Episode 22: Love Spells.
Love, magic and questionable romantic decisions? Sounds pretty on brand for us.
If you’re in the mood for a little witchcraft with your romance this October, give this one a listen.
Listen to Season 2 Episode 22: Love Spells at https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/season2-episode22/ or wherever you stream your podcasts.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #ThrowbackThursday #LoveSpells #SpookySeason #RomanceBooks
Ready to hear what happens when three romance audi Ready to hear what happens when three romance audiobook narrators get together and we give them ridiculous book blurbs and questionable prompts?
Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me is now available to watch in full on YouTube.
Nicole and Meghan sit down with Wren Lockley, Max Davidson and Lauren Robin Amanda for a very entertaining look at the world behind the microphone — from romance tropes and weird book premises to narrator cold reads, one-star reviews and building completely unhinged romance heroes.
And yes, things get weird.
Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ccdz4Lw1RHQ
Featuring:
@wrenlockleyvo
@maxdavidsonva
@lauren.the.narrator
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceAudiobooks #AudiobookNarrators #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
Throwback Thursday is getting spooky. We’re kickin Throwback Thursday is getting spooky.
We’re kicking off October by going all the way back to Season 2 Episode 21: I’m Also in Love with Mothman.
Because apparently, we decided Mothman was a perfectly reasonable subject for a romance podcast.
If you missed this one the first time around, October seems like a pretty good excuse to revisit it.
Listen to Season 2 Episode 21: I’m Also in Love with Mothman at https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/season2-episode21/ or wherever you stream your podcasts.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #ThrowbackThursday #Mothman #SpookySeason #RomanceBook
October means Halloween at Romance on the Rocks. S October means Halloween at Romance on the Rocks.
Season 3 Episode 21 airs October 13 and we’re going witchy.
Meghan is reading Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist by Ali K. Mulford and K. Elle Morrison, while Nicole is reading The Ex Hex by Erin Sterling.
Ghosts, witches, curses, supernatural shenanigans and romance? We’re ready for spooky season.
Tune in October 13 wherever you stream your podcasts.
What’s on your spooky season TBR?
It’s episode drop day and this week we’re talking It’s episode drop day and this week we’re talking to the people behind the microphones.
Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me is out today and Nicole and Meghan are joined by three romance audiobook narrators: Wren Lockley, Max Davidson and Lauren the Narrator.
We’re getting into what it’s like to narrate romance, favorite tropes, weird book premises and more.
Plus: Would You Narrate It?, narrator cold reads, one-star reviews, a lightning round, and a game where our guests build their own romance heroes from random prompts.
Basically, we gave three romance narrators questionable material and let them loose.
Listen now at romanceontherockspodcast.com/season3-episode20 or wherever you get your podcasts.
Featuring:
@wrenlockleyvo
@maxdavidsonva
@lauren.the.narrator
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceAudiobooks #AudiobookNarrators #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
A good audiobook narrator can make a great romance A good audiobook narrator can make a great romance even better.
Nicole listened to The C🍆ck Down the Block by Amy Award on Libro.fm, narrated by Christian Fox and Stella Hunter, and she had nothing but praise for their performances.
Natural flow. Great comedic timing. No weird opposite-gender voices.
And she’d happily listen to either narrator again.
Tomorrow, we’re talking to three romance audiobook narrators of our own.
Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me drops September 29.
Oh, and if you want the audiobook for The C🍆ck Down the Block, you can get it here! https://tidd.ly/3SR602q
@stellahunternarrator @readbythefox 
#RomanceOnTheRocks #Audiobooks #RomanceAudiobooks #RomanceNarrators #RomanceBooks
Meet Lauren, one of the three romance audiobook na Meet Lauren, one of the three romance audiobook narrators joining us for Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me.
Lauren likes the weird stuff. Fortunately, we had plenty of it for her.
During the episode, she weighs in on bizarre romance premises, takes on a few very unconventional shifter books, creates a dragon-shifter romance on the fly, and shows off her narration skills during our cold-read games.
There may also be a ginger cat involved.
Also Lauren officially won our "Narrator of the Episode"!
Talk Dirty to Me drops Sept. 29.
Find Lauren at ranarration.com and @lauren.the.narrator.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #AudiobookNarrators #RomanceAudiobooks #RomancePodcast #RomanceReader
Meet Max Davidson, one of our guests on Season 3 E Meet Max Davidson, one of our guests on Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me.
Max brings a background in music, a love of audiobooks and some very specific opinions about the kinds of romance he'd like to narrate.
During the episode, we talk favorite characters, romance tropes and the books he'd happily come back to for a sequel. Then we throw him into games involving pirates, mermaids, fake dating, bizarre book premises and a very questionable romance hero named Seymour.
You'll want to hear how that one came together.
Talk Dirty to Me drops Sept. 29.
Find Max at maxdavidsonva.com and @maxdavidsonva.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #AudiobookNarrators #RomanceAudiobooks #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
Meet Wren Lockley, one of the three romance audiob Meet Wren Lockley, one of the three romance audiobook narrators joining us for Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me.
Wren brings a love of romance, a particular appreciation for enemies-to-lovers and a willingness to entertain some truly ridiculous book premises.
During the episode, she tells us what trope she wishes authors would write more often, takes on some questionable romance blurbs and reveals just how deep her former Twilight obsession really went.
You'll also get to hear Wren put her narration skills to work in some decidedly unusual situations.
Talk Dirty to Me drops Sept. 29.
Find Wren at wrenlockleyvo.com and @wrenlockleyvo.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #AudiobookNarrators #RomanceAudiobooks #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
A dragon-shifter romance. Fake dating. A coffee sh A dragon-shifter romance. Fake dating. A coffee shop. A Fortune 500 dragon family. An inheritance.
And somehow, Lauren the Narrator had to turn all of it into a 30-second romance pitch.
She did. And it was awesome.
This is Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me, where Nicole and Meghan are joined by Lauren, Wren Lockley and Max Davidson for games, narration talk, weird romance books and plenty of chaos.
Coming Sept. 29.
@lauren.the.narrator @wrenlockleyvo @maxdavidsonva
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceAudiobooks #AudiobookNarrators #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
Apparently, naming chickens after Star Wars charac Apparently, naming chickens after Star Wars characters is a thing.
Nicole had a whole flock of them in Wisconsin, including Chewbawka, Princess Lay-a Hen Solo, Kylo Hen, The Hendolorian, aka Hendo, and Jar Jar Beaks.
Then she discovered Trixie has Star Wars-inspired chicken names in The C🍆ck Down the Block by Amy Award.
And then came Luke Skycocker.
Honestly, we respect it.
Hear the full chicken-name discussion in Season 3 Episode 19: Love Hypotheses and Locker Rooms at https://romanceontherockpodcast.com/season3-episode19 or wherever you get your podcasts. 
@amyawardbooks 
#RomanceOnTheRocks #StarWars #ChickenNames #RomanceBooks #BookTok
What do you get when you give a romance audiobook What do you get when you give a romance audiobook narrator an occupation, a trope, an accent, a pet and a setting — then tell him to build a hero?
Apparently, you get Seymour, a morally gray race car driver with a Transatlantic accent, a Labrador and a coastal-city setting.
And, yes, Max Davidson had to deliver the line: “I can't live without you.”
This is just one of the games Nicole and Meghan cooked up for Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me, featuring Max, Wren Lockley and Lauren the Narrator.
Coming Sept. 29.
@maxdavidsonva @wrenlockleyvo @lauren.the.narrator
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceAudiobooks #AudiobookNarrators #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
What happens when you ask a romance audiobook narr What happens when you ask a romance audiobook narrator if she'd narrate a book about priests who magically transform into a tomato and a cucumber?
Wren Lockley has thoughts.
And this is only one of the completely unhinged moments coming up on Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me.
Nicole and Meghan sit down with Wren, Max Davidson and Lauren the Narrator for a very special episode all about romance audiobook narration, weird romance premises, favorite tropes and the wonderfully strange things narrators encounter behind the microphone.
And, yes, we absolutely ask: Would You Narrate It?
Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me
Coming Sept. 29.
Featuring @wrenlockleyvo, @maxdavidsonva and @lauren.the.narrator
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceAudiobooks #AudiobookNarrators #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
It’s finally here! The Love Hypothesis is now a mo It’s finally here!
The Love Hypothesis is now a movie on Amazon Prime today, so if you’re planning to watch the movie, now is a pretty good time to revisit our discussion of the book.
Meghan read The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood for Season 3 Episode 19: Love Hypotheses and Locker Rooms, where we talked fake dating, academia, grumpy sunshine, one bed tropes and all the things which made this book fun.
Listen to the episode at https://romanceontherockpodcast.com/season3-episode19 or watch the full video episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/TeOZNjje5sQ
Then settle in for the movie and let us know what you thought!
#TheLoveHypothesis #AliHazelwood #RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceBooks #PrimeVideo
Book people know exactly which scene everyone is w Book people know exactly which scene everyone is waiting for.
With The Love Hypothesis coming to Amazon Prime on September 23, Meghan and Nicole had some thoughts about the spicy scenes people are already anticipating. (Case and point: "the scene" from Lights Out by Navessa Allen.)
And apparently, sometimes a book has one very specific scene which becomes THE scene.
Listen to Season 3 Episode 19: Love Hypotheses and Locker Rooms at https://romanceontherockpodcast.com/season3-episode19 or wherever you stream your podcasts.
#TheLoveHypothesis #AliHazelwood #RomanceOnTheRocks #BookToMovie #RomanceBooks
When an audiobook narrator is asked to read a roma When an audiobook narrator is asked to read a romance line in the voice of an evil witch, you really have no idea where things are going.
Lauren the Narrator was given one line.
The instructions: evil witch.
The result? Spot on.
Catch Lauren, Wren Lockley and Max Davidson in Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me, coming Sept. 29 to Romance on the Rocks.
@lauren.the.narrator @wrenlockleyvo @maxdavidsonva
#RomanceOnTheRocks #AudiobookNarrators #RomanceAudiobooks #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
Remember the giant pile of romance books Nicole br Remember the giant pile of romance books Nicole brought home from Milwaukee last year?
Well, it’s been a year, so shewent back and updated her original book haul post with a very important question:
What did she actually read?
Some of those books made it onto the Romance on the Rocks podcast. Some have been reviewed. And, naturally, some are still sitting in her TBR tote box.
From historical romance and fantasy romance to holiday books, dark romance, sports romance and a little fae smut, there was a lot of potential in this stack.
So where are we now, one year later?
Read the updated post and see which Milwaukee purchases actually made it from her TBR to my bookshelf-to-read list to the podcast: https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/my-book-haul-from-milwaukee/
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceBooks #BookHaul #TBR #Bookish
Remember when Meghan came home from Milwaukee with Remember when Meghan came home from Milwaukee with a huge romance book haul?
Well … it’s been a year. So naturally, we had to check in.
Which books from that giant stack has she actually read? Which ones made it onto the Romance on the Rocks podcast? And which ones are still sitting there patiently waiting their turn?
We've updated her original Milwaukee book haul post with the books she’s read and reviewed since bringing them home.
So, where are we now with those 16 books?
Read the updated post: https://romanceontherockspodcast.com/romance-book-haul/
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceBooks #BookHaul #MilwaukeeBooks #Bookish
Can you identify a famous romance from its one-sta Can you identify a famous romance from its one-star Goodreads review?
Audiobook Narrator Wren Lockley only needs a few seconds to figure out which famous romance Meghan is describing — and she nails it.
Two points for Wren.
See how the rest of the game goes in Season 3 Episode 20: Talk Dirty to Me, dropping Sept. 29 on Romance on the Rocks.
Featuring @wrenlockleyvo, @maxdavidsonva and @lauren.the.narrator.
#RomanceOnTheRocks #RomanceAudiobooks #AudiobookNarrators #RomancePodcast #RomanceReaders
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