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Episode Description
What happens when a debt-crushed millennial takes a job at a “milking farm” and a runaway stumbles into the arms of a golden-sapped tree man who can sew, garden and cook? We pour a drink (okay, a few), roll up our sleeves, and unpack two monster romances that are equal parts spicy, sweet and unexpectedly practical. From fictional Cambric Creek to a swamp sanctuary outside Cypress Landing, this creature-feature doubleheader puts consent at the center and asks BIG questions … if you know what we mean.
We start with Morning Glory Milking Farm, where Violet’s new gig comes with protocols, tips, and one very considerate minotaur named Rourke. The cover screams medieval but the setting is contemporary: lattes, texts and a gentleman who insists on dates before heat. We rate the spice level, glean practical “romantic” advice, and run a tongue-in-cheek audit on the infamous “24 ounces.” (Nicole likes her scientific facts and figures.)
Then we wade into Mated to the Swamp Monster. We meet Rory and Marsh, a tender dryad hybrid who weaves his own fabric, tends chickens, and teaches plant lore. The world-building is light, the chemistry earnest, and the “wood” jokes just magically present themselves.
Along the way we explore why short monster romances can satisfy a mood without overstaying their welcome, animals vs. Animals, and classic romance tropes. Expect playful wordplay and candid spicyness scales. Stay to the end for booby prizes, romantic reminders, and teases for our next reads: a zombie hunter with a lunar secret and a demon who keeps losing his shirt.
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Other Episodes Mentioned:
Season 1 Episode 5: A Christmas for the Dogs
Season 2 Episode 10: Love in the Deep
Season 2 Episode 11: Diving into Underwater Romance
Season 2 Episode 21: I’m Also in Love with Mothman
Season 2 Episode 22: Love Spells
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Books & Cocktails for this Episode
Meghan’s Cocktail & Book: Monster The Beast Mean Green with Mated to the Swamp Monster by Honey Phillips
Nicole’s Cocktail & Book: Deep River Brewing Company Pumpkin Pie Porter with Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta
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Podcast Credits
Theme Music Created by Adam Wroblewski
Main Art by PersonalisePortrait
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