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The Official Blurb
“Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parent’s basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.
Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.
When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his milking sessions, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan-unless her feelings aren’t so one-sided after all.”
Spoiler Alerts!
Featured in Romance on the Rocks Podcast, Season 2 Episode 23: Got Minotaur Milk?
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if True Blood met a minotaur and a sperm bank, Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta has your answer. This USA Today bestselling author has built a reputation for “high heat, always sweet monster romance,” and this 2022 release definitely delivers on that promise. Though maybe not at the heat level you’d expect.
The Setup
Our heroine, Violet, is a mid-twenties college grad drowning in student debt and facing the all-too-relatable prospect of moving back home. Desperate for a paycheck, she takes a mysterious, high-paying job at the Morning Glory Milking Farm in Cambric Creek (a suburban enclave where humans and fae creatures coexist).
The job? Let’s just say it involves minotaurs, collection jars and very “hands-on” work. It’s all completely legal and, surprisingly, conducted in a professional laboratory setting. Soon Violet finds herself excelling in her unusual new role. And she builds a rapport with one of her regular clients, Rourke, a wealthy and charming minotaur businessman.
Their flirtation evolves into something more when they run into each other outside of work. Cue the coffee dates, consent-filled tension, and eventual steamy payoff. (Well, for some people. I don’t kink shame.)
The Characters
- Violet – A relatable, financially struggling millennial just trying to make ends meet, even if it means … unconventional employment.
- Rourke – The ultimate gentleman minotaur: polite, generous and very focused on consent and Violet’s comfort. Also, anatomically gifted — to a rather unbelievable (and, frankly, ridiculous) degree.
The Spice Level
🌶️ Rating: Habanero to Ghost Pepper
For all the hype around this book, I expected Carolina Reaper levels of heat. Instead, we’re more in the Habanero to Ghost Pepper range. Much of the story builds up the anticipation rather than delivering intimate scenes. The eventual encounters between Violet and Rourke are technically steamy but not as wild as the premise might suggest.
Still, Nascosta deserves credit for prioritizing enthusiastic consent, emotional connection and a hero who wants to date before diving into physical intimacy. We love to see that. Well, not THAT. The relationship thing. Oh, never mind.
What Worked
- Fast-paced and bingeable. You can “churn” this one out in under 24 hours.
- Surprising sweetness. Amidst all the milking, there’s a tender, respectful romance.
- A consent king. Rourke is thoughtful, patient and prioritizes Violet’s needs.
What Didn’t
- Editing errors. The early chapters have noticeable typos and grammar mistakes.
- Misleading cover. The art hints at medieval fantasy but the story is actually contemporary.
- The anatomy logistics. Without getting too detailed, Rourke’s “size” and “output” are … excessive, to the point of distraction. (For the record, I Googled the math. Twenty-four ounces? Preposterous!)
- Workplace boundaries? Let’s just say HR would not approve.
Final Thoughts
Despite the eyebrow-raising premise, Morning Glory Milking Farm isn’t as shocking as it sounds. Once you strip away (pun intended) the minotaur element, it’s a surprisingly sweet, open-door romance about financial struggle, self-worth, and finding love in unexpected places.
If you’re into monster romance (and, apparently, some of y’all are), fae worlds, or just want to say you’ve read “the minotaur milking book,” this one’s a fast read. And if you want to hear us unpack this wild ride over cocktails, listen to Romance on the Rocks Podcast, Season 2 Episode 23: Got Minotaur Milk?.
Want to read the book for yourself? You can get it from The Ripped Bodice here or Amazon here.
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